Hole in one

[Ralph Snart]

I just killed a ham sandwich with a Nine Iron.

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[Ralph Snart]

It just kept sitting there looking at me being a ham sandwich.


"Oh sure, just because you have mayonase, you think you are sooo superior."

""

"What was that? You wanna say that to my face?"

""

"I didn't think so."


""

"Your staring at me."


It just sat there and sat there all smug and... and there was nothing else I could do.

You all understand don't you?

You know I'm not insane or dangerous to lunchen meat, bread or swiss.

Mustard bothers me I will admit that openly.

Since when has disliking mustard been a crime.

I... I don't really hate mustard, I mean I have nothing against mustard.


Some of my best friends are mustard.

We talk you know.

Ketchup however is a different story.

Just couldn't make it as pasta sauce could you.

I know how you think.

You and that, that God***N Sandwich were plotting against me weren't you. Weren't you.

So I hit it again and again and again and again..........

"FORE"


Brought to you by: The Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Leftovers and Whole Wheat Products

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[This message has been edited by Ralph Snart (edited November 14, 2001).]

[SPKA36]

Yeah dammnit, sometimes you just gotta show those lunch meat mobsters who's boss!

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I love film. I always have and cant wait to get some experience other than the usual ramblings that I do.

[Thousanth]

Heh, heh. I never knew you to be a comedian Ralph.

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